Speak human, make bank.
You just birthed the cutest “next big thing”, and you’re reveling in it. Chances are you’re very, very excited. Your pupils are dilating, your palms are sweaty. You sit down in front of your macbook to DIY the sales page, and then the brain takes a vacation.
Swipe files. Marie Forleo’s last million-dollar launch sales page on the next tab. Until you realize you can’t copy it after all. Hot damn. Everybody knows Marie.
Putting yourself out there is scary. Asking people for money is awkward. Sales pages are awkward. Except when done the right way.
Conversion-focused sales copy for hard-working individuals who just wanna take afternoon naps, watch bad reality TV or take an exotic vacation in winter.
Oh, is that just me? OK.
Selling doesn’t have to be a pain in the booty. It can actually be “nice”, non-icky and straight up profitable. I make that possible for my clients.
So instead of letting your stress meter go way up on the charts, let me write a captivating sales page that rakes in the cash without the usual icky-language. So you can sit back and relax for your next big thing. Or start scouring the internet for the hottest vacation spots in Brazil. I hear the booze and the beaches are pretty badass.
Launch from a no-pants party in your living room. Or a fire place on the Swiss Alps. Or your favorite coffee shop. Doesn’t matter where you press the hot button, just run up the numbers and watch the money roll in.
How does it work?
Step 1: Understanding your target audience + creating buyer personas
Adult homework for instant breakthroughs: You fill out my sales copy deet sheet and then we jam on Skype for 30-60 minutes to work out the kinks. This is where we talk about what you’re offering, what makes you stand out and why people should drop their money to buy from you. This stage alone brings so much clarity for my clients.
Step 2: Copy unicorns farting rainbows